My Golden Ticket

So I got my ticket to see Barack tomorrow. I left work and stood in line in a scorching parking lot for 2 hours. They were giving out two per person and I was probably #400 in line a line of like 2000... well with two people left in front of me the security guard came out and said "attention everyone, we appreciate your patience but as of right now.....(pause) we are only giving out one ticket per person". Huge sigh of relief. I thought he was going to say they were all gone with only two people left in front of me.

Anywho... I have a date with Barack tomorrow morn! Can wait. Truly a once in a lifetime chance to see him in such a small town.