Thursday, February 5, 2009

I Have Officially Become My Father

You know how I know? Handkerchiefs. I started using hankies. Well I started about a year ago. I use them because they are not wasteful like tissues. I am not sure why my old man uses them. Probably because that is what old people do/did. Maybe old is the new green... except old industry. The old subsistent way of life is probably the new green.

On days like today I wish I had a sham-hankie; you know like the Shamwow. Super absorbent.

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